Phoenix Mars Lander - Transports my Apartment

I can hear the sucking sound.
The suburbs drying up. Bulldozed. Sent back to nature.
The city grows up. People bike. This is the sound. Unloading your

"Wait. What is your address? "

"Oh. It's 5940 Harriet Ave. A. S. "

"What's the A.S?

"After Suburbia"

DRIVE or Ride

cool tatoo



I pledge to be prepared to pack-a-lunch if my car leaves my garage. I get the cold bologna sandwich for firing up my fire breathing monster. This is another great way to keep the car keys in the pocket; another way in trying not to drive my CAR! If I drive I have to save another way.


I am currently looking for a carbon sponsor -or- someone to purchase my carbon credits for me not driving my 25 MPG car around town. This is similar to something referred to as, "Emmissions Trading" in the Kyoto protocol. Sponsor a biker. Offset your CARBON load

My savings for riding my bike comes down to a couple of dollars a day saved not buying $4 a gallon gas, better health and fresh air. I keep saying I will be free from the dragon. I have not wished this upon myself though because I do use my car on occasion. I have not slain my car.
I like my car.

I ride my bike to slow down. I ride for my health. And one day, I will be sponsored and will have one more reason to ride my bike.